Awesome break-up voice mail

A good site is Overheard in New York. When I was walking down Ave. B Sat. night, I overheard this guy behind me talking on his cell phone leaving a message for his girlfriend:

"Basically our relationship boils down to this. Apparently I make you feel ignored, and then you make me feel like an asshole because of it. This is not very healthy for either of us. So maybe I'll see you tonight and maybe I won't."